Monday, March 3, 2008

Madame Hillary's Impressive Resume of Achievements

Hillary Clinton has been telling America that she is the most qualified candidate for president based on her 'record,' which she says includes eight years in the White House as First Lady - or 'co-president' -and seven years in the Senate.

For those who forgot (or those who have no idea what that "experience" is), here's a reminder of what her record includes:


- As First Lady, Hillary assumed authority over Health Care Reform, a process that cost the taxpayers over $13 million. She couldn't even get it to a vote in a Congress controlled by her own party.

- Hillary assumed authority over selecting a female Attorney General. Her first two recommendations (Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood) were forced to withdraw their names from consideration, and then she chose Janet Reno. Janet Reno has since been described by Bill himself as 'my worst mistake.'

- Hillary recommended Lani Guanier for head of the Civil Rights Commission. When Guanier's radical views became known (namely her obsession with "Black Power" and affirmative action), her name had to be withdrawn.

- Hillary recommended her former law partners, Web Hubbell, Vince Foster, and William Kennedy for positions in the Justice Department, White House staff, and the Treasury, respectively. Hubbell was later imprisoned, Foster committed suicide, and Kennedy was forced to resign.

- Hillary also recommended a close friend, Craig Livingstone, for the position of director of White House security. When Livingstone was investigated for the improper access of up to 900 FBI files of Clinton enemies (Filegate) and the widespread use of drugs by White House staff, both Hillary and her husband denied knowing him.

- In order to open 'slots' in the White House for her friends the Harry Thomasons (to whom millions of dollars in travel contracts could be awarded), Hillary had the entire staff of the White House Travel Office fired; they were reported to the FBI for 'gross mismanagement' and their reputations ruined. After a thirty-month investigation, only one, Billy Dale, was charged with a crime - mixing personal money with White House funds when he cashed checks. The jury acquitted him in less than two hours.

- She urged her husband not to settle the Paula Jones lawsuit. The chain reaction that followed: She refused to release the Whitewater documents, which led to the appointment of Ken Starr as Special Prosecutor, which led to MonicaLewinsky, which led to Bill lying about and later admitting his affairs, which led to.... settle with Paula Jones after all. The results of her "bright" advice: Bill lost his law license for lying to the grand jury and was impeached by the House

- Hillary wrote 'It Take s a Village,' demonstrating her Socialist viewpoint.

- Hillary decided to seek election to the Senate in a state she had never lived in. Her husband pardoned FALN terrorists in order to get Latino support and the New Square Hassidim to get Jewish support. Hillary also had Bill pardon her brother's clients, for a small fee, to get financial support.

- When Hillary left the White House, she had to return $200,000 in White House furniture, china, and artwork she had stolen.

- Hillary's husband further protected her by asking the National Archives to withhold from the public until 2012 many records of their time in the White House, including much of Hillary's correspondence and her calendars. (There are ongoing lawsuits to force the release of those records.)

- Hillary's one notable vote, supporting the plan to invade Iraq , she has since disavowed.

Quite a resume, isn't it? Sounds more like a mixture of Sopranos and Elena Ceausescu. It looks like the Liberals have quite a choice to make this Election time, between an empty suit supported by racists and Anti-Semites and Madame Sopranos on stereoids....I don't envy them.

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